DISCLAIMER: inKLine Media is not responsible nor liable in any ethical, legal and moral way for the actions of Sloane or the imagery depicted in her column: The SL Scene with Sloane. 

Hugged tight by her signature latex jumpsuit, Sloane eyed down the bottle of Absolut Raspberry and threw back a hearty swing.

“I should at least keep try to my promise of getting drunk,” she said with a punctuation mark to end the pre-game festivities. 

Here at inKLine Media, we seldom know where or when Sloane will take us on her journeys. But despite the enormous costs of attorneys and bail money, Sloane always delivers. 

On a recent Sunday morning, Sloane kicked in the door to inKLine’s office. This was particularly jarring since it’s an automatic door. Regardless, she marched into the conference room, and dropped a well manicured fist onto the table. 

“Midnight McCarty in 15 minutes,” she stated.  

No one else was in the conference room at the time but our security staff knew to find an intern to oversee that her activities are pertinent to inKLine Media, since her last expense report included an $11,000 charge for concert tickets and exorbitant shopping trips.

Our inKLine intern was not disappointed, as he got a free pass to see one of SL’s most talented live musicians. As of this writing, our intern was last seen having an epiphany at Midnight McCarty’s rendition of Boom Boom. 

Even though Sloane dispenses inKLine’s interns at alarming rates, Sloane once again delivered and will hopefully send us another dispatch soon.

However you can catch Midnight McCarty every Sunday at 12 AM SLT at Puddles Place. And be sure to follow him on Twitch. 

Sloane is a music connoisseur and provides inKLine Media with exceptional recommendations for live performers, DJs, and venues. She is a brand ambassador for ShowBuzz and kicks ass on the bass.